housewifeswag:

Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people thatperson was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

this is fucked up. 

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A Palestinian terrorist hurls a deadly rock at a peaceful Israeli tank

A Palestinian terrorist hurls a deadly rock at a peaceful Israeli tank

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Slowly chipping away at the collection. #pedals #effects

maryseymour:

Russian circles / Harper Lewis

darvinasafo:

I see no lies.

xan-dur:

davidesky2:

from Skullis.

These are amazing. I want them.

(via kissmyasajj)

“Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.”

Robin Sharma (via severs)

This hit me like a brick…

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sailor—sarah:

prettygirlfood:

Smokey Gouda Mac and Cheese

WHAT YOU WILL NEED

  • 2 rounded cups macaroni, cooked in well salted water until just al dente, and drained
  • 2 Tbsp of unsalted butter
  • 2 Tbsp all purpose flour
  • 2 cups whole milk
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 2 cups grated smoked Gouda cheese, plus more for topping

INSTRUCTIONS

  1. Set oven to 350F
  2. Melt the butter in a pan and add the flour. Whisk to combine, and cook for a minute or so, stirring constantly.
  3. Add the milk and whisk to combine, continuing to heat until the milk comes to a simmer and is thickened.
  4. Take the pan off the heat and stir in the cheese, stir until all of the cheese is incorporated and the sauce is smooth. Add salt and black pepper to taste.
  5. Mix the macaroni with the sauce, and pour into a baking dish or individual dishes. Bake for about 30 minutes until bubbling throughout.
  6. Sprinkle more cheese on top and put under the broiler until the cheese is browned.

HOLY SHIT

Welcome to the new Austin, Texas.

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Have A Nice Life #doomgaze #postwhatever

Me: :: gently squeezes friend’s arm::

Friend: Don’t touch my muscle!

Me: Don’t worry I didn’t.

patrioticpengin

She’s trying to take a selfie but not make it look like a selfie.

paralianrastaa:

dekutree:

can you smell what the rock is cooking?

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empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango

gracias, tia roca

im fucking dead .

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“We hear the descriptive words psychopath and sociopath all the time, but here’s a new one: monopath. It means a person with a narrow mind, a one-track brain, a bore, a super-specialist, an expert with no other interests — in other words, the role-model of choice in the Western world.”